Our first visit to the Magic Castle

They only allow you to take photos in the lobby. The bookcase slides back when you murmur the password, "SEXYGARFIELD."​

When my wife and 2 other guests from our party were away from the table, I discovered to my surprise I had a second tie in my blazer's inside pocket. I changed ties while they were gone. My wife was the first to notice, although it was a couple hours later. The magic and the company both were much more interesting than my neckwear. ​

Thanks to John and Jessica, to Aaron and Laura, and to Jeff and Andy for being such great company.​

OK the story here is there was an awful woman, whom we called "Peroxide" because she used a lot, who had been cut off by the bar and was drunken, disorderly, and immensely trashy. It was a "the most obnoxious person in the room wants everyone to know the titleholder is present" sort of situation. In this photo, we're pretending to be her.​